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Hungry Brock Lesnar Plans To Eat Shane Carwin For Dinner

Still terrifying...

“I would have fit in really well back in the days of the cavemen or the gladiators. I like the feeling of hunting down what I feed my family. If there’s a beast out there capable of hunting down Brock Lesnar, he would do it and make me the trophy on his den wall. But the laws of nature dictate that I’m going to be the one who goes into the wild and comes home with the evening’s bounty… I’m a hungry man right now. Just thinking about someone taking food away from me… Brock Lesnar and Shane Carwin are both walking into the Octagon wearing title belts. Mine is real. His is not. One man is walking out with nothing. One man is walking out the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the UFC. That’s me. That’s who I am. It’s what I do, it’s what I do best, it’s what I do better than any man in the world today. I don’t care what anyone says about Shane Carwin, I’m going to have a really big appetite on July 3rd, and Shane Carwin is going to be my dinner.”

—Brock Lesnar telling HeymanHustle.com he’s hungry and he’s going to eat Shane Carwin for dinner on Saturday night

Time to make your pick. Who ya got? Leaner, meaner Brock Lesnar? Or heavy handed Shane Carwin?

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