Here’s Chael Sonnen’s stand-up routine from yesterday’s UFC Fight Club Q&A courtesy of MMA Heat. Sonnen hits a bunch of topics but the highlights included his declaration to burn down Blackhouse and some comments that probably won’t sit too well with the CSAC.

“Is that what you’re talking about?” he prattled on. “Are you talking about the injustice they did to me over the past seven months?

“My phone rings, they call me up and say, ‘Chael, your testosterone level is too high.’ I say, ‘Well, how high was it?’ They say, ‘0.7.’ I said, ‘What’s normal?’ They say, ‘0.6.’ I said, ‘One-tenth? You’re telling me I’m one-tenth higher than the average man? Re-test that – you must have caught me on a low day.'”

“I told them to feast their eyes and fantasize – I offer no apology. That’s testosterone, ladies and gentleman. And on top of that, what do you mean, higher than the norm? Who are you comparing me to? The pink t-shirt wearing earring guy I just fought?

“They said, ‘Well, Mr. Sonnen, what are you telling us?’ I said, ‘Isn’t it obvious what I’m telling you? Chael Sonnen is too goddamn macho for the standardized testing procedures of the California State Control Board.”