The first Expendables 2 teaser trailer is out. Joining the star-studded cast which already included Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren and Randy Couture is none other than Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme! Unless I’m missing someone, I think the only Hollywood action hero missing from this film is Steven Seagal. Maybe he was too busy teaching Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida how to throw a proper front kick. Or maybe he was busy trying to weasel his way into Jon Jones’ camp. More than likely though, his ego is probably just too damn big to fit in the same room as these guys.