If you’ve been disappointed with the complete lack of heat between Chael Sonnen and Michael Bisping, then fear not, because Bisping just hit Sonnen with a verbal low blow on Inside MMA last night.

Let’s start with the obvious. He’s not the middleweight champion. He’s been beaten many, many times. He’s been submitted more times than I care to mention. Not to mention, the last time he lost a fight by submission, there were some issues involving performance enhancing drugs. I don’t know what the deal is. Apparently, he has one testicle. One testicle! This is why he uses performance enhancing drugs. He’s gonna need more than one little ball to fight me next weekend!

Nice, Bisping, the true trash-talking professional that he is, just took a shot at Sonnen’s terrible submission defense, his history with PED’s and his hypergonadism all in one concise little paragraph. Let’s all hope Uncle Chael comes up with a good response, because all this “Bisping supporter” stuff he’s been spouting is boring me to tears.

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